Don't piss her off

Have you ever been punched by Jess? It hurts. Mostly I get punched by Jess for saying the wrong thing. Usually a flippant crack of some sort, then POW! A shot to the shoulder that rattles teeth loose. Sometimes I get punched for Mark saying the wrong thing. I don't get that, but this thing has definitely messed with the wrong person. Even when she's happy and nice, she packs a wallop, and I think this may have pissed her off. It has pissed me off. Kick it's ass, Jess!