It is close to 1 in the morning and I am eating Brie.
I had a moment where I realized that this is not a healthy endeavor to undertake during the work week. I have plans. I have a baby. My wife is going to kill me. Then I realized that I was eating Brie for Jess. Ta da! Problem solved. Honey, I am/was eating Brie for Jess at 1 in the morning because you just gotta do what you gotta do. For Jess.
I will eat Brie for Jess any time of day. Especially in the middle of the night or the beginning of the morning. Whatever it takes.
I am wearing my superpower red bracelet and the Brie is there and I am kicking some super ass in supporting Jess right now. It is worth the pain of a work day. For Jess nothing can stand in the way.
I saw Jess the other day and she looked super great and I wanted to hold her up to the sky and yell, “I love this women, I will eat Brie!"
That is not exactly true.
I saw Jess the other day and she was lovely, nice boots, and some freckles. She ate an egg cream, or most of one, and we had a nice time. I had no desire at that time to eat Brie at one in the morning.
Maybe I had the desire to wrestle Jess to the floor. I have that desire a lot and for the most part I do my best and I don't wrestle anyone. That is lucky for most people because I was second in Northern New England and Fifth in New England. I am super tough but mostly I choose to be kind and thoughtful and eat Brie in the night thinking of Jess.
I was a little worried about being up so late and my wife would say, "What is wrong with you?" And I would not have a good answer. Then I thought of Jess.
Shit.
Honey! I stayed up for Jess to eat Brie!
I apologize.
I ate the Brie because I was not wanting to go to bed and instead did the bills and then I am taking myself to bed and hoping not to wake the wife.
I really think Jess is the greatest.
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2 comments:
Joel, you are a freak, and I love you!
Brie on!
jmb
The best part about this post is that it isn't signed by Joel because, well, does it need to be? No. It speaks for itself. It's Dave Eggers meets Dave Barry. Hilarious. Keep it up.
Happy new year, Jess and everyone. -jason
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