K-DUK Dee-Jay

I hate to use this forum for my own personal issues but something has come up that I need to explain. I apologize for using this avenue but I think that Jess will understand and I have to say that to some extent her strength during this difficult time has inspired me to face my own demons and attempt to exorcise them. Like Edward Norton in Fight Club I have been living a double life, however my double is not Brad Pitt handsome, he looks strangely similar to myself save for the occasional side saddle cap and sagging jeans. I am a K-Duk Dee-jay!