Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Pincher Ninja, Beastie Boys Style

If this were just a dream
I would pinch ya.

Yo, that would make B-Dub 
the pincher ninja.

You'll pound this cancer b***ch
'cause you're no flincher,

But my dog rhymes might
turn you to a cringer.

You did know all these words
they rhyme with ninja...

Didn'tcha?

Er, I know -- this rap hurts. But there were no haikus or extended metaphors to be had today, and I wanted to fit the ninja roll.

Maybe it will be better if Mark beat-boxes to it. Can't you just smell a KDUK winner?!

Snowy love from Eu-to-the-gene. Peace, I'm out.

Bobbie

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